Wanting Another Fifteen Minutes - ...Comes Eternal Youth!
That's right, the quest that set Juan Ponce De Leon on a journey through the wild swamps of Florida, has been completed. Or so say the folks of the Raelian sect.
You know them, they're the group (cult) that claims to have cloned the first baby. No proof has yet been given. But their claim is good enough, I guess.
They've apparently figured out that human DNA stretches as we age and that if they shorten it they reverse aging.
The report from Ananova™ quotes Dr. Brigitte Boisselier:
"We have found a way to cure so many diseases and a way to look like you are 17 years old. There will be six to nine months demonstrating and then we will be showing everything.
"A generation is coming that will never die. People can expect to stretch their lives for 50 or 70 years."
Umm... Oh never mind.
