It's hard to move some jewelry - Well, I guess this Monday is just a gross-out oddity Monday when I consider the last oddity in relation to this oddity.
It seems a common thief stole a woman's $1,115.00 gold necklace. I guess his bright dim idea was to swallow the evidence.
Police X-rayed him and could plainly discern the goods.
So their cure was to make him eat over 40 bananas to hurry along the recovery of the jewels.
Sadly, that didn't seem to work. So the police turned to chicken, rice, and bread. That did the trick.
I love this quote:
"Bananas were good enough for another thief who had swallowed an ornament a few months ago, but Mohsin was definitely a tough cookie," said one clearly impressed police constable.
