When did this happen? - There are times in a person's life when reality will just knock them on the chin and smile a huge grin while doing it.
It's with great disappointment that I find my chin rather sore after taking a shot this past Christmas morning.
The punch from reality came after pulling a gift out of my fuzzy red stocking.
I imagine it could have been much worse. Reality could have knocked me cold or even snuffed me. So I should be counting my blessings.
Still, I find this soreness something that won't go away. You know what I mean? The sort of soreness that you worry at. It's analogous to that baby tooth that hurts when adulthood seeks to encroach upon the magic of childhood.
The sad thing is that the punch took me by such surprise and stealth that I didn't even know I had been hit till moments later while I was smiling and looking at my gift:
A pair of nice dress socks.
Why is that so sad? Well, I was real happy to see those socks. I was like, "Wonderful! These are really nice socks and I needed some new ones!"
It was moments later that I realized what I was thinking and said aloud with solemnity, "You know you're getting older when your happy to get socks as a Christmas gift."
Yes, I learned something rather disturbing about myself that Christmas morning.
/...sigh.../



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