Who says Christians don't have fun?! - Last Friday night was the fifth annual Talent Show at my church. It was a blast! The theme was a high class night club atmosphere. Though one might argue there's nothing high class about us.
We had lip-sinkers, a clown, comedy acts, singers, photographic artists, and me.
Last year, I surprised everyone by walking in and doing a short skit as Strong Sad (character from Homestar Runner).
I think some expected a reprisal of that role. Which is why I didn't put the face paint back on.
No this year I settled on reciting some of my poems.
I did surprise them though with the last poem I did in beatnik fashion. I dawned a cool hat, sun glasses, and some beads. Then I broke into Solid, man. Solid, with a bongo drum I really can't play. Wish I had a recording for you. You'll have to settle for this picture and the poem which really pokes fun at us all.
I should note that going along with the night club theme Phil, who organizes and MC's the event, decided that a surprise twist of entertainment would be a slight Maffia lean. So in his best God Father accent he introduced himself as Phil "the Mouth," myself as Hal "the Hop," the club bouncer, and our friend Jim as Jimmy "the Squeak." Jimmy was the drink server, aka "bartender."
Don't faint. The strongest thing we had was Draft Root Beer.
I won't bother explaining to you how we got our names, leave it to say we've had them for some time.
Anyway here's the photo of me (click to enlarge) and the poem.
Solid, man. Solid
Within these four walls
We masticate cuisine again.
Solid, man. Solid.
Don's and Diva's feathered prance
Don's and Diva's strutting croon.
Solid, man. Solid.
Clowns dance, clowns laugh.
Squeeze in your car clowns.
Solid, man. Solid.
Dig the shabby-chic hicks
A mountain bred lesson for us.
Solid, man. Solid.
Talent splayed, like
Valentine's Day Massacre.
Solid, man. Solid.
Give your gratitude for your drink
To Photo-dude Squeak.
Solid, man. Solid.
Pay the Mouth Man
Or I'll bunny bounce you man.
Solid, man. Solid.
Solid, man. Solid.
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